My Speech

How to Become a EVIL Super Villain!

Okay, now this is a topic that no one really needs to
know, I think… But for the sake of comedy and
entertainment I’m going to go for the stars, I mean, the
moon because the stars are a little too far, well you know
what I mean. But this! Is How To Become A Super Villain!
(Aren’t you guys suppose to Wooo or yay? Alright never mind…)

In order to become a supervillain you have to have a secret
layer. From a cardboard box to your basement, you name
it! Although you’re parent- I mean your minions won’t let
you, you’ll have to break the rules.
(For shadowing please don’t do this at home)

For breaking rules in front of your servants must
not listen to them unless they’re asking you for apple juice
OF COURSE you say yes, but without the please. Not
listening to them makes them feel mad and want vengeance.
While you in the  sitting in the naughty corner saying in your
mind, “I am learning to become a Megamind!”
(Don’t relate to the movie I don't want to get copyrighted again.)

Now we’re getting into the real naughty stuff.

To become a warrior you will have to fight back like
a kid- I mean MAN! Or wo-man… Well whatever you
get what what I mean. You can fight back from sliding off
your sibli- I mean servants pet mouse called apple off the
table, that will get them furious! But the thing you have
to fight for the most is apple juice and the front seat,
those are gold to your Megamind!

If you know a relative that’s a hero you should join their
side, but then when he really needs help, you shall betray
them. This is called being a traitor. It’s like when your
brother asks for the remote but you hide the remote
somewhere so he can’t find it. It’s quite satisfying.

Some people don’t get the honour of having a cool outfit,
but with flex tap- Oh gosh... (take 2) You can dress up
as a evil witch! You can easily buy the outfit  from the
$2 dollar shop, I always think those shops have the best
quality outfit.

You can build a cardboard robot suit with the help of
your minions. Or, you can copy, well borrow a super villains
style, like darth vader, with the black everything and being
a very well known villain in the world. But just keep in mind,
no capes.

Having a weapon makes you superior in the world.
You can choose ruler, eggs, tomatoes, or even just your hands!
If you feel like it, you should (not) give ‘em a real man’s fight!

So after all being a villian is quite the hard experience,
(including writing this speech,But eventually you’ll get there!
Like everything in this world.

Well, I hope you enjoyed my speech, and just reminding you,
this is a joke. Please don’t do this a home.